The businessman climbed the steps of his front porch and noticed a snail. He didn't think much of it and went inside the house. The next day he came home and the snail was still there. The man was peeved but went inside again. The third day, the snail was still on the porch. "That's it," the guy thundered, picking it up and throwing it over the roof. Ten years later the businessman came home to find the same snail back on his porch. The tiny creature looked up at him and said, "What did you do that for?"