dear 100% rip off i would like to thank your for your GREAT product , i bought 10 packets of absolute nothing last week and it has saved me many hours of time and money. this was a revolutionary idea of yours to create such a marvelous product. I will now be recommending your website and product to all my friends and family regards conio
To the proprietor of this shabby establishment, I'd like to complain about the service of your distribution department. Clearly you got my order mixed up with some other poor sap with a short dick. I ordered FUCK ALL !! and what did I get ? NOTHING !! If i'd wanted NOTHING I would of ordered it you stupid pricks !! Please correct this mistake on your part and deliver me FUCK ALL (make that 2! i deserve a free one) as soon as possible or I will be contacting: - Consumer Affairs - Sixty Minutes - Frontline - 2UE - SOCOG to present MY side of the argument and air YOUR dirty laundry ! regards, Lazy Labia. http://www.zipworld.com.au/~retox/retox/
YOU refers to the reader, he who seeks to buy. We refers to rip-you-off enterprises, unregistered business operating from your anus. NOTHING, well if you don't know what this is, please, send in your credit card details.