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See what our satisfied customer has to say:

dear 100% rip off
i would like to thank your for your GREAT product , i bought 10 packets of 
absolute nothing last week and it has saved me many hours of time and money.
this was a revolutionary idea of yours to create such a marvelous product.
I will now be recommending your website and product to all my friends and family



And a clearly RIPPED OFF customer:

To the proprietor of this shabby establishment,

I'd like to complain about the service of your distribution department.
Clearly you got my order mixed up with some other poor sap with a short
dick. I ordered FUCK ALL !! and what did I get ?


If i'd wanted NOTHING I would of ordered it you stupid pricks !!

Please correct this mistake on your part and deliver me FUCK ALL (make that
2! i deserve a free one) as soon as possible or I will be contacting:

- Consumer Affairs
- Sixty Minutes
- Frontline
- 2UE

to present MY side of the argument and air YOUR dirty laundry !


Lazy Labia.

The manager would like to point out that we quite clearly offer NOTHING and not FUCK ALL. As such, no refunds or exchanges will be made.

Management would like to remind intending customers that they be aware of what they are purchasing on the net, as there are many less established companies out there who would plainly rip you off. This is the case here.

Customers of rip-you-off enterprises should feel free to download our complimentary MP3s, produced by our own hard working, multi-talented staff, from:

* offer valid until yesterday
  only while stocks last
  no rainchecks
  no lay-by
  finance available to selected individuals - you are not eligible
  terms and conditions apply

YOU refers to the reader, he who seeks to buy. We refers to rip-you-off enterprises, unregistered business operating from your anus. NOTHING, well if you don't know what this is, please, send in your credit card details.

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